Interesting Fact # 1227 - Recycling vs Reincarnation

About half of all crematoria in Britain are members of a recycling scheme, promoted by the trade "body", the Institute for Cemetery and Crematorium Management.

(Basically any metal that remains after the cremation, is sorted into wheelie bins and collected twice a year. Proceeds from the recycling are donated to charity. The logical conclusion of this is that eventually we'll simply be chucked directly into the wheelie bin and rolled down to the recycling centre, thus cutting out the middle man.)