Census bosses in Serbia have included a new section for extraterrestrials to declare their presence in an upcoming population questionnaire.
(Space visitors will be able to list themselves as ETs/aliens but will not have to give details of their sex, religion or ethnicity, confirmed the country’s Statistical Office.
Would you tick the alien box?
(Now this might be a fear of beans in general, so perhaps baked beans should be lumped under flatuphobia, a fear of passing wind. Although if you read the previous post, you will see that the baked bean is innocent.)